Wednesday, October 20, 2010

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You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:29 PM PDT

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you can not close your heart to the things you...

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Funny SMS When I die I want to die peacefully

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:23 PM PDT

When I die, I want 2 die peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in...

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Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:14 PM PDT

Women wish 2 be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or graceful, or intelligent, But because they're...

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I do not think I am that good at telling time

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 08:12 PM PDT

I do not think I am that good at telling time. He said he would love me forever, & I thought forever was a lot...

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Dad is watching F.T.V

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 05:14 PM PDT

Dad is watching F.T.V, sudenly Son comes and Father diplomaticaly says: Ghareeb larkiyan, kapray lainay k leay...

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A guy wanted to know a girls birth day

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 05:12 PM PDT

A guy wanted to know the age of a girl so he asked: Boy: may i ask you what is your date of birth? Girl: yes, it...

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Yeh photos kiss kee hain?

Posted: 20 Oct 2010 05:03 PM PDT

sardar in police office: ye photos kiski hain ??? Police officer:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna...

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Roshan ho jaye ghar aapka

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 08:57 PM PDT

Roshan ho jaye ghar aapka, Saj uthe apki puja ki thali, Dil mein yehi umang hai mere, Khushiyan laye aapko yeh...

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When you are in light Everything will follow you

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 05:37 PM PDT

When you are in light, Everything will follow you.... But when you enter dark, Even your shadow will not follow...

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Funny SMS Cookies for after the funeral

Posted: 19 Oct 2010 05:33 PM PDT

There was a very old man who was lying upstairs, dying. Little jackie came in and said "Hi Grandpa" "Hi little...

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