1. When your mother or sister says “do these pants make me look fat?” never respond, cause most people would say the wrong answer.~Mike, Age 11
2. Never trust a dog to watch your food.~Patrick, Age 10
3. When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.~Matthew, Age 12
4. Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. ~Andrew, Age 9
5. Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.~Rocky, Age 9
6. Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning.~Stephanie, Age 8
7. Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.~Rosemary, Age 7
8. Don’t flush the john when you dad’s in the shower.~Lamar, Age 10
9. Never ask for anything that costs more than 5 dollars when your parents are doing taxes.~Carol, Age 9
10. Never bug a pregnant mom.~Nicholas, Age 11
11. Don’t ever be too full for dessert.~Kelly, Age 10
12. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.~Heather, Age 16
13. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.~Michael, Age 14
14. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.~Joel Age 12
15. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.~Alyesha, Age 13
16. Never try to baptize a cat.~Laura, Age 13
17. Never spit when on a roller coaster.~Scott, Age 11
18. Never do pranks at a police station.~Sam, Age 10
19. Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s moving.~Rob, Age 10
20. Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to do.~Hank, Age 12
21. Remember you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand.~Molly, Age 11
22. Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.~Chelsey, Age 7
23. Stay away from prunes.~Randy, Age 9
24. Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.~Phillip, Age 13
25. Forget the cake, go for the icing.~Cynthia, Age 8
26. Remember the two places you are always welcome – church and grandma’s house.~Joanne, Age 11
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